The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Pepperidge Farm remembers
SAINTS ROW IV GAMEPLAY VIDEO
This new video for Volition’s Saints Row IV shows off a lot of gameplay including a few of the newer weapons like the Dubstep gun and the Inflato-Ray. They also show off a new game element: weapon customization!
This is something I’ve wanted for awhile since Saints Row started adding more and more player customization choices. I look forward to seeing all the different types of weapon style choices in the final game.
Next this video shows us the new alien enemy that players will face off against in Saints Row IV, the Zin. I love the transformation sequence shown in this video. It’s reminiscent of the chessy 80s/90s alien invasion films and show I grew up with and fits perfect in the Saints universe.
The video also shows us some new activities we can look forward to in this new iteration in the Saints Row series: Mecha Suit Madness! It’s like the tank mayhem but far more mobile and destructive. I can’t wait to tear into Steelport with a giant Mecha Suit.
Finally we get a chance to see some of the game’s superpower gameplay elements. Super Speed and Jumping look fun along with Blast (the freezing ability) as well as Telekinesis but I hope there’s an upgrade element to powers just like weapons in the game.
Saints Row IV is scheduled for release on August 20 on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC. You can still pre-order and get the free upgrade to the Commander in Chief Edition on Amazon right here. Speaking of Commander in Chief, here’s the crazy Presidential trailer for Saints Row IV.
No. You had sex with a girl when you were a child. It ended in pregnancy. You are attacking the morality of a 14 year old girl who terminated a pregnancy that would have resulted in a child that neither you or her had the capacity to care for. A girl that preserved your and her own youth, and stopped a child being raised in circumstances that are not fit for any child. You really should be assessing your own morality. What kind of 14 year old boy fucks a 14 year old girl, without protection, gets her pregnant and then runs an online smear campaign against her for doing what was best for her, her family and you? What? You think you had the capacity to raise a child at age 14/15? How would you feed it or look after it? You wouldn’t. You were going to dump it on her or your own parents, live like the carefree little shit you are and occasionally play with the child when you could be bothered and think “Wow, what a good, brave young father I am.” You made the mistake, she went through the trauma of saving your youth for you. You owe her so much better than this. You absolutely disgust me. Less than forward-slash three, you’re real fucking remorseful. That’s poetry that is. You’re breaking my heart kid. That girl should have every right to decide what she wants to do to her body. The idea that you should take responsibility and give birth implies that you are responsible to this fetus and you owe it something. A pregnant person does not owe a fetus anything any more than they owe you an apology for being alive. Try again, pro lifers. Pro-Choice.
All of this.